Do you enjoy reading a good book?
Then these titles are not for you, because these stories are terrible.
And I should know, since I wrote every wretched,
withering, weary word.
These pages contain no rainbows, or unicorns, or happy endings.
Inside these chapters is nothing but frightening fear,
flesh-seeking phantoms, and possibly a witch or two.
I'm not kidding, these books are terrible.
If you choose to continue, don't say I didn't warn you.
Viktor Von Vulture